You Know You’re Addicted to Technology When…

16 funny ways to tell when you're addicted to technology.

You know you’re addicted to technology when…

    1. You can type faster than you can talk.
    1. You check your unread emails on your phone before your missed calls.
    2. Friends post on your Facebook wall asking if you’re okay when they see that you’re offline in chat.
    3. You search Google for an answer to a question before realizing that you knew the answer anyways.
    4. You no longer need to send text messages because you use Twitter, Facebook and FourSquare to communicate with your friends.
    5. You no longer read the newspaper or use a phonebook.
    6. You don’t even know your own cellphone number without looking it up in your phone.
    7. You have best friends that you’ve never physically met before.
    8. Your prefer mp3s over live music.
    9. You NEVER have cash on you, only a card and your paypal account.
    1. Instead of being sketched out, you enjoy the fact that advertisements are targeted to you based on your search habits.
    2. You get pissed off when Wal-mart doesn’t have the self-checkout aisles.
    3. You order produce and meat off the internet.
    4. You’re Facebook relationship status means more than the ring on your finger.
    5. You look forward to going to the bathroom so you can search youtube in peace.
    6. If someone asks for your address you give them your email address.

Anson Alexander

Anson Alexander is a blogger, author, SEO expert, teacher, and tech geek. As the founder of, Anson works full time writing, editing, and producing content for his site and providing technical and business services to clients. He has a BS in international business and information systems from the University of Tampa. In his free time, Anson plays video games, enjoys nature, spends time at the beach, and loves to travel.

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