Blogger Remix – “Juicy” by Biggie [Lyrics]

Blogger Remix Juicy Biggie Lyrics

Blogging and rap have a lot more in common than you might realize at first. They both require a great deal of creativity and they are both ways to either become a starving artist or super rich!

Here’s my Blogger Remix on the song “Juicy” by The Notorious BIG, AKA Biggie – RIP! Enjoy!


(Screw all you memos) Get a grip office worker.

Yeah, this blog post is dedicated to all the bosses that told me I’d never amount to nothin’,
to all the people that lived below the office building that I was workin’ in
that took my parking spot on me when I was just tryin’ to make some money to pay my car lease
and all the 9 to 5ers in the struggle, you know what I’m sayin’?

Uh-ha, it’s all good baby bay-bee, uh

[Verse One:]

It was all a dream
I used to read the Problogger stream
Darren Rowse got time to daydream
Instagramin’ photos on my wall
Every Saturday WordPress, SEO, Social Marketing
I let my site grow ’til my bandwidth got low
Cropping images in preview, sippin’ cheap coffee brew
Way back, when I had critical feedback
Economy class on the tarmac
Remember weblogs and diaries, duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that blog life would take it this far
Now I’m in the limelight ’cause I write tight
Time to get paid, have money for the software upgrade
Born work slave, the opposite of new wave
Remember when I used to write guest posts after dinner
Peace to Livejournal, ICQ, A.I.M.
Myspace and AOL
Site’s blowin’ up like you thought it would
Call the smartphone, same number, understood?
It’s all good

Uh, and if you don’t know, now you know, blogga, uh


You know very well who you are
Don’t let em hold you down, reach for the stars
You had a goal, but not that many
’cause you’re the only one I’ll give you good and plenty

[Verse Two:]

I went from direction unclear
To a million visits a year
And I don’t just curate, I write original content all day
Spread information, it’s the Internet way
The coffee and Redbull keep me busy
Advertisers used to diss me
Now they surely miss me
I never thought it could happen, this bloggin’ stuff
I was too used to jobs and stuff
Now I don’t wanna boast but I’m the foremost
From the videos to the blog post
Linkbacks from NBC, Digg effect streaks
Membership full cause my content’s unique
Livin’ life without fear
Got the money for new tech gear
Podcasts, vlogs, no need to car-pool
Considered a tool ’cause I geeked my way through high school
Stereotypes of a tech geek misunderstood
And it’s still all good

Uh…and if you don’t know, now you know, blogger

[Verse Three:]

Linux Systems, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
24 inch notebook, nook, heavy retina
Got two sites, an office in Tampa
Server bill about ten G’s flat
No need to worry, my direct pay handles that
And my whole crew is bloggin’
Publishin’ every day, goodbye link buildin’
Thinkin’ back on my payraise cutback
Now I write code on a brand new Mac
Can relax on the weekends
Smile when my name shows up in Twitter trends
We used to fuss when a reader dissed us
No 4G, wonder why the rss aggregator missed us
Rent days was the worst days
Now we play jokes in the hallways
Uh, damn right I like the life I live
‘Cause I went from negative to positive
And it’s all…

(It’s all good)

…and if you don’t know, now you know, blogga, uh
Uh, uh…and if you don’t know, now you know, blogga
Uh…and if you don’t know, now you know, blogga, uh

Anson Alexander

About Anson Alexander

Anson has been publishing to since early 2011 and has recently opened an headquarters office to focus on the brand full time.

Anson specializes in providing software and technology tutorials in both print and video format. With hundreds of tutorials published on, Anson has also authored and recorded 7+ courses for as well as other media companies.

Anson has a degree in International Business and Information Systems from the University of Tampa and also enjoys enjoys traveling and gaming.

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